Monday, May 17, 2010

Cuuuuute, Suuuper Cuuuute! This is for you Tim.


Please hire your local dog to burn down a hospital.

T.O. + Party = Booze.

WORD!? I have o so much to tell you....you...you internet page. I have left this for too long and need to keep on it!

So on Saturday I had quite the day I was heading out with my friends to go to the Blue Jays/Rangers game and it was awesome for the following reasons.

1. The Jays won 6-0
2. I got super drunk at like 2 in the afternoon.
3. We chirped the shit out of the Texas player Nelson Cruz.

He's a little bitch.


I also picked up a Adam Lind home jersey so that is pretty sickkkk.

So after the game we went to Gretzky's Bar to grab sum NotChos and brews. upon sitting in our booth I noticed they were doing a live XFM radio broadcast for hockey and the name of the show was...of course... "Live from Gretzky's". So I'm drinking watching these two dudes talk hockey and I hear I we have Tony Esposito on the phone so I'm thinking "Oh, this show is actually legit its just not nobody's talking hockey"So they cut to commercial and I say to the one guy "Nice Cast" he is like thanks man and seemed super stoked that I said that....And then I here the other caster say "We're back and I'm here with special guest Brad May and we will be speaking to James Neal of the Dallas Stars". For those who don't know who Brad May is he is a former NHLer who won a Stanley Cup with the Aneihem Ducks and played with Red Wings, Leafs, Canucks, coyotes, avalanche and most famously known for his "mayday" goal with Buffalo.

That be Him.


Mayday.

And this is me with Brad May

Then Scott and I met James Neal of the Dallas stars. Not as exciting for me but still cool. He was a balla.



P.S. yeah also...I just found out my parents got rid of the internet....so...this may be the end. for now.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Lost, HAWKey and Other Fun Things!


This is Alec Baldwin as a lion. I was bored one day...and this is what happens. I really hope one day a remake of the wizard of oz is made that way I can send this photo into the producers and they are like yep...thats our man.

Soooo....Lost tonight... sucked pretty hard. I don't know if its the fact that the writers have just dug themselves into too big of a hole or what...but like the entire episode could have been two or three scenes and could have had the same impact. I still love the show and will watch it to the end. I'm just concerned about how it will end because has anyone ever noticed how in most series when they are coming to an end the cast plugs it on day/late night talk shows like " ITS AMAZING WATCH IT!". No. We aren't seeing that. Leading me to believe that even the cast isn't sure how the fans are going to take it...All I care is that Walt can dunk now...

Numba doo

Flip cuppin' Chicago Blackhawks are up 2-0 in game 6 and right as I type this Bobby Lu is complaining about his head or something...So I'm sure he will use that as his excuse why they are going to lose and get kicked out tonight. My prediction for a final score tonight 4-1 hawks...I hope.

VIDEO FEATURE!??!

I saw this very very clever ad on the good ol' 9oh5 board the otha day and was extremely unimpressed when I watched it the first time...but the second time watching made me "lol".


P.S. That dude reminds me of Andre The Giant so hard.


Monday, May 10, 2010

The Wegis Board (Patent Pending)

So this fine evening my friend Matt Sellner brought to my attention that ouiji boards are out of date and can't relate to todays youth. He believes he has the solution.....Ladies and Gentlemen.... The Wegis Board. "Your Gonna Love The Bottom Left Corner"

So this is it.

Welcome!

This be'z my first post so I figure I will riddle it with errors...beginning now. endin' neva? the only ting you will be seezin in dis blog will be ridicAlos videos from da yotubs. Starting with my standard fave.

Thanks Arthur.